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Food Porn

Any picture or ad of food that is appealing.
Yo, Danielle did you just see that Pizza Hut commercial?

Hell yeah - that was some good food porn. Let's go get some pizza.
by FriedMack May 30, 2008
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Seeding Porn

When one has finished downloading porn/pr0n and leave the files available so other may download (upload) said porn from you. Usually done with bit torrent and helps to boost your uplaod download ratio on particular trackers. Most sites enforce a ratio policy so others can get what they want and not have leechers.
As you can watch porn while seeding porn not only are you sharing the love - you can still feel good afterwoods!
"I need to get my ratio back up to 1:1"
"Dude, seed your porn"

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"I keep my ratio healthy by seeding porn"
by Adz0rz September 27, 2005
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Porn of the Rings

Alternate title for the steamy HBO sendup of George R Martin's beloved book Game of Thrones. The first in the sexy Songs of Fire and Ice series.
Jen: "What do you think of HBO's new series Game of Thrones?"

Andi: "You mearn Porn of the Rings? I love it!"
by apocolypto122112 May 21, 2011
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foodie porn

Foodie porn is comparable to the concept of "regular" porn, in which the viewer pleasures themselves while viewing sexual content.

Instead of pleasuring oneself, the viewer consumes food while watching attractive presentation of food being prepared/consumed on-screen.
Foodie 1: Oh, my God. Did you see Hell's Kitchen on the Food Network last night? I had a lightly braised halibut filet with dill sauce accompanied by some lovely asparagus and mixed greens.

Foodie 2: Oh, you know it baby. When they made that filet mignon, I just couldn't look away. Total foodie porn.
by Joel67 April 19, 2009
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Skittles Porn

First off, let's be clear: this is not your average everyday pornography. If you're looking for someone to get rainbow-railed, this will be a tasty treat.

Honestly, we're not sure what this is, but we googled that shit on a whim, and were shocked to find loads of naked women basking in glorious mounds of shiny sticky goodness. It was awesome.
(person 1) "I wanted something funnier than regular softcore, so I just looked me up some skittles porn."
(person 2) "You dumb shit, why not just fuck a bag of skittles?"

"It's porn so funny you don't have to delete your history!"
by herpderp317 January 8, 2011
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Pixar Porn

Porn that involves any of the Pixar movies.
There is Pixar porn about the Incredibles involving Mr Incredible fucking Elastigirl and the Bitch Mirage. Look it up.
by Noblewolf797 October 14, 2017
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Dirty Porn

Online porn site that contains a virus or other malicious code.
I just got more spam from Mitch. He must have been looking at dirty porn again.
by Rvan September 13, 2010
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