moon boning

Having sex under the light of the moon. (Especially in the woods and in a standing sex position).

John Doe and Jane were Moon boning behind the tree in the backyard last night.

by HAL 3000 August 13, 2021

bone-arse

A condition that a person develops through prolonged periods of sitting on hard or uncomfortable surfaces.

"This wooden bench is giving me bone-arse"

by Anonymous June 15, 2003

Disturbed Bone

The PTSD like trauma your penis goes through after sexual intercourse with a less than desirable individual.

Brad: I may be desperate but I don't want to get a disturbed bone
Chad: You get used to it.

by Mr.Diddler March 06, 2019

thick bones

Slang for someone with a small piston ;)

Man, that guy must have some thick bones.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Bone guy

Literal meaning is a masseuse who exclusively massages the bones and ignores the proper areas. Often the term is used to describe someone who only cares for themselves and only “helps” for self-serving purposes

Jeff seems nice, but if i’m honest, he comes across as a bit of a bone guy

by Cleetus Maximus August 28, 2020

sike bone

A variation on the term "sike" - the immediately preceding statement is false and was told to mislead.

Used in Nassau County, New York during the late 60's and early 70's.

I just stole your wallet...sike bone!

by Slickering November 03, 2009

Boned UTA

To have ones anus violated, fucked Up The Ass (UTA), or boned Up The Ass (UTA).

I'm boned UTA, I flunked calculus and will loose my scholarship.

by monkeytumble March 19, 2010