beer boating

Similar to motor boating except with beer and the option of going down on a girl
Beer boating as a pick up line for women to use:

Attractive Bar tender: what can I get you?

Me: how good is your beer boat?
Attractive Bar tender: im sorry that's not on the menu
me: well it should be!
Attractive bar tender: Whats involved?I might be able to make it for you
Me: what time are you off?
by sinistersarahs032587 November 22, 2015
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Louisiana Fishing Boat

The act of taking a live crayfish and inserting it inside a women's anal cavity until either the women or the crayfish dies.
Jim, who is from Baton Rouge, loves performing a Louisiana Fishing Boat with his girlfriend Cindy.
by frogonlogs November 25, 2015
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missouri boat ride

In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"
by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023
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banana brown boat

I went to DQ and they wouldn't let me order a banana brown boat
by Mrbiscuit88 April 26, 2017
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Waddle Boating

Much the same action as motor boating but using your neck waddle. Mainly done by old men to their young concubines for amusement. Also slighty degrading since you spittle in the face while making the boat noise.
John loved waddle boating her, he could see her face as he waddleboated her to see the look of disgust on her face
by sdfern1 May 04, 2010
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A viral TikTok catchphrase that came out of the AMP content house members' Twitch live streams.

It refers to Kai Cenat's famous interaction with his friend Duke Dennis while he was on a boat rizzing some baddies and talking about some gyatts. Kai came up to Duke who was interacting with one of Livvy Dunne's friends when they were cruising and while The Duke was rizzing up the baddies, Kai jumped, did a backflip almost falling into the water and saying "Duke Dennis on a fucking boat!" to refer how The Duke is even capable of getting them shawties anywhere he goes.

That spread like wildfire on TikTok and is now a part of the skibidi toilet trends, not really keeping its original context.
Oggy: Yoooo what you up to bro?
Geoff: I'm talking to some baddies cuh, wanna see?
Oggy: Bro think he Duke Dennis on a fucking boat!
Geoff: Hell yeah mf, LFG.
by NataliaOhio November 03, 2023
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Emotia-boat

Motor boating a female friend as a substitute for displaying genuine feelings of strong emotion.
Paul was feeling down as a result of his Chlamidia test results, luckily Jade offered him an Emotia-boat to make him feel better.
by Mr_toasty March 31, 2012
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