Arnove road trip

Trying to get the gas station but crashing before you get out of the parking lot.

Little spoon: bro what happens to your car?
Jake: I was trying to get some cigs but ended taking an arnove road trip.

by Bid dick michale November 20, 2017

The Glass Road Trucker

The act of defecating on your victim's back deck within wiping distance of a sliding glass door. Next spread cheeks and press against glass. Using a downward motion, leave your 'skid mark'.

Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.

Fuck that asshole! The Glass Road Truckers haul ass tonight!

by Dachau Cabana August 10, 2010

Montréal Road Rage

Road rage on turbo mode. Almost always a Québécois man between the ages of 38-63 but sometimes women who have a terrifyingly deep voice. Usually set off by something pretty harmless, like a cyclist or a cab driver cutting someone off even though they had the right of way.

Cyclist: *cuts off driver who's trying to run a red light*
Driver: CÂLISSE DE TABARNAK D'OSTI!!! VA CHIER!! VA CHIER SUR LA TÊTE D'TA MÈRE, OSTI QU'UN CAVE EN CÂLISSE!!

Joseph Jean-Guy Desjardins: "I really thought that guy was going to murder me for not letting him cut in front of me"
Joseph Jean-Jacques Saulnier: "anything can inspire that Montréal Road Rage"

by Chopper Calquhoon March 17, 2019

Road trip bladder

When your on a road trip and your bladder expands to twice its size and urination lasts a minute or more.

My piss lasted at least a minute after that 6 hour bus ride, I had total road trip bladder

by Ohnoidied January 12, 2011

Old town road

I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road I’m gonna ride till I can’t no more i got the horses in the back.

Lil nas x:wow Im gonna take my horse to the old town road

Billy Ray:old town road is country because of me :)

by Calista April 20, 2019

Old Town Road

a song my friends in school won't stop singing

SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT SONG!

friend: wtf you mean it's old town road is so catchy

by Allan x April 24, 2019

road warrior

The name given to the act of masturbating while driving on a road trip.

I pulled a "road warrior" on the drive to Austin.

by buddybuddy August 29, 2006