Glasses

Apparently Kimberly Acosta (the other half of Kimberdek and the other half of Derek’s heart), thinks that Derek Lucio (her husband/boyfriend in dating) looks cute in glasses. So, his code name is Glasses.
OOOHHH, KIMBERLY, DEREK IS WEARING HIS GLASSES RIGHT NOW!!!

Kimberly: Derek looks so cute when he is wearing his glasses!
Me: ugh
by eirdua-eiram sllim :DDD March 15, 2022
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To use a shattered beer bottle, or any other form of broken glassware, to assault another person with the intent of cutting them.
"If this twerp keeps trying to defend Trump and his cronies, I'll glass him."
"But you haven't finished your beer yet!"
"See if I give a shit."
by BeerBeezy January 10, 2021
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Glasses

Something that you need if your vision is impaired but good enough to still be able to see. On the other hand, despite what some very stupid people think they do NOT and they will NEVER make you smarter. Only you can make yourself smarter.
It's sad that people that wear glasses are called "four eyes" by some very mean people and as it is been around for even before the existence of my parents, there's no reason to think it will ever stop being used.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 16, 2023
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glasses

your vision is blurry
people who wear glasses can't see well lol
by Ohbo July 31, 2021
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Glass

1. A person, whose facade you can see right through
2. A person who is completely transparent, and honest.
1. “I think it’s all an act, dudes glass
2. “I always go to Haley for fashion advice, she’s glass”
by your neighbor April 25, 2024
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When used as a verb followed by a region, such as "glass California", it is a facetious reference to bombing the shit out of some country or area with so much heat that deserts and sand in general will melt into glass. To obliterate.
Person 1: Sick and tired of all these wars in the Middle East, why don't we just glass the whole thing?
Person 2: Oil doe.
by Kalarus April 13, 2022
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Glass

V. (British) Hit someone in the face or neck with a beer glass (possibly broken before).
He glassed the landlord because he'd been chatting to Jo
by oli_vi_er July 14, 2018
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