The Mums

The psychological sickness one contracts when Mumfords and Sons backs out as the headliner of the music festival you're attending. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: intermittent frowning, being teased by your peers and randomly storming off in the middle of the show that replaced Mumford and Sons.

"Janet was really looking forward to seeing Mumford and Sons play at Bonnaroo this year. When they were suddenly replaced with Jack Johnson, she came down with a bad case of The Mums."

by Chicketychina11 June 21, 2013

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MuM D

A person who is known by many, often the funny guy in the group. He/she usually is the player in the group.

MuM D is the nickname I would give john

by IamDontai November 23, 2021

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Morgz Mum

Morgz mum is the parent of popular Youtuber Morgz hence the origin of her online username. Her real name is Jill Hudson at a height of 5 ft 9 in and weighs 66 kg. She is a continuously growing channel and has beaten popular Youtubers subscriber count which has caused controversy with the youtuber Will be who feared her growth and wanted her to fail, however he was defeated. Many other Youtubers fear her like PewDiePie,Pyrocynical and Keen star.

Loathsome fool : hey let's watch morgz mum
Bruh sound effect guy: Who's that?
Loathsome fool: Only one of the fastest growing channel on YouTube.

by Chubby cunt December 13, 2019

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Morgz' Mum

when you're in a really cold pool so you piss yourself to warm yourself up

Jesus christ it's so cold in here time to Morgz' Mum

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 17, 2024

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Mum-off

To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.

Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc

by rob1982 January 03, 2013

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