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egg bag machine

An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!
Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.
by Eggolus July 19, 2022
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Coffee Machine

how are you still alive today?”

“coffee machine
by Ash_Trash December 29, 2020
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tea machine

When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass
"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"

"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."
by Gabraham November 28, 2016
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not the machine

a retarded meme of a kid with autism named kaylob saying words such as "not the machine" "lets hide" hey you" "again" over complextro music that became popular amongst the sANDBOX gmod community
alphapro99: NOT THE MACHINE OUT NOW!!!!
me: shut the fuck up that song is retarded as hell
by barrysgod December 1, 2023
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machine type

Pertaining to a firearm using high capacity ammunition feeding devices that is discharged at a high rate of speed through use of man operated mechanical means. Such as a hand crank or dual trigger.
Machine type weapons include a hand cranked gatling gun or belt fed machine gun out fitted with dual trigger or handcrank.
by PKFH January 25, 2012
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Micro Machines

Game based off the 80's toys of the same name. The series lasted from 1991 - 2017, with the most recent game being... Well... Depends how you see it.

The games will usually start by you choosing a character (ex: Walter, Cherry, Spider, Chen) and racing. You can qualify if you've reached 1st or 2nd place and move onto the next race. There is also a mode called Head-to-Head, where racers have to end the race with the most points (by making the opponent drive off-screen).
Person: Hey, wanna play Micro Machines?
Person 2: Yeah, as long as it isn't Turbo Tournament 96'. I fucking hate that one.
by questionaaaaah March 11, 2024
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fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping
Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022
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