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Meat log

Every man has a meat log in their clothing waiting to be swallowed whole by the predatory women
Bro my meat log is hard so you should call your stepsister.

She’s 14
by Oofheadass October 20, 2019
mugGet the Meat logmug.

mob log

basically combat logging but instead caused by mobs
wow i am so pathetic i mob logged
by pepperppmaint June 8, 2022
mugGet the mob logmug.

Skin Log

A very girthy and long penis with a plump head.
Went out on a date last night and Leslie was really impressed with my Skin Log !
by Quad32x October 24, 2023
mugGet the Skin Logmug.

Log

A gown man who is obsessed with Caitlyn Clark
“NBA playoffs is crazy right now, yo!”

What’s the NBA?” - Log
by Liggitylog April 28, 2025
mugGet the Logmug.

Shit logged

When your taking a shit and it stops mid shit
Brother: hurry up I need to shit
Ne:I cant I'm shit logged
by Commie.doggo March 22, 2019
mugGet the Shit loggedmug.

Log

Log is very powerful,

Log is very plentiful,
Log is very cool,
Log is so cool you’ll drool,
Log will find your might,
And kiss you a nightly night!
Log is the best person I’ve been with since the start of humans. I love him so much!
by Loglmao April 16, 2022
mugGet the Logmug.

Ants on a Log

When someone skeets on a turd. Looking similar to the childhood snack.
"I skeeted on the turd you left in the toilet, now my ants are on your log..."
"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."
by HERR WyWy February 6, 2025
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