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1st Of July

1st of July is that day when you’re happy with your friends. NO FIGHTING
Example: Someone: You count at hide and seek again!
Y/n: Fine
1st Of July
by MaryaTheo November 18, 2020
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July 15

if someone is born on this day you have to give them some head
man! your born on july 15th?!?! come over here
by babydrivrr November 11, 2020
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July 16

Just pull your best friend in to a private place or in too a bathroom and say it’s July 16 let’s f u c k 💋😍😘😩🤪🤤🥰
by Kikirayg July 15, 2021
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29th of July

29th of July , Weather is clear , One adult asked me , What's your dream?

As if my dream explained who i am. The looks on the adults face , Was like a child with no name. The look was familiar to me.
A: Oh! it's 29th of July.

B: DID U SAY 29TH OF JULY?

29th of 💦 July, 📅 weather 😈 is 💦 clear
One 😤 adult asked 🙏 me, 😭 "What 😐 is 💦 your 👏 dream?"
As 🍑 if 👏 my 👨 dream 💭 explained who 😂 I 👁 am 👏
When 🕗 I 👁 said 💬 I 👁 had 💋 no 🙅 dream 💭
The 👏 look 👀 on 🔛 the 👏 adult's face 😀
Was 👏 like 💖 to 💦 the 👏 child 👦 with 👏 no 🙅 name 📛
The 👏 look 👀 was 👏 familiar to 💦 me 😭
Though studying 🔫 wasn't 😐 much 🔥 of 💦 my 👨 taste 👅
I 👁 tried 👀 my 👨 best 👌
Parents 👪 were 👶 fond of 💦 joy 😁
When 🕗 I 👁 brought good 👌 grades to 💦 them 💦
Walking 🚶 on 🔛 the 👏 same 😩 path at 🍆 the 👏 same 😩 time 🕐
I 👁 continued my 👨 life 👤 with 👏 no 🙅 expression 🖕

A: ...bye
by nawtwooyo July 31, 2021
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July 2

The day when two dumb bitches were born
July 2 when they were born
by Penis suckers May 4, 2021
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July 9th

by Arceous July 9, 2021
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Julie-itis

A mental disease effecting parents, manifested a strong need to control their child's life, from college to personal relationships to money. Parents with Julie-itis are incapable of gracefully letting their adult children finish growing up, and are prone to ranting about how rebellious and wrong their child is anytime they do not fall in line with their idea for what the child's life should look like.
Person #1: Why is that Mom gossiping with twenty year old girls about how awful her son is?
Person #2: Dude, she so has Julie-itis.

Boy: My Mom's Julie-itis is getting worse. Now she's refusing to give me toothpaste just because I want to leave the house.
Girl: Wow...does she want your teeth to fall out?
by HS_yodaforce August 5, 2012
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