Jordanism

Making loose arrangements with friends and cancelling at the last second depending on what the boyfriends doing

Looks like your're pulling a Jordanism

by PrimalBeing December 21, 2018

Jordan

Don't care. If the YouTubers do it before you do it you won't have a brother.

Hym "Don't care Jordan. I don't fucking care."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

Jax Jordan

Funny lookin guy

That’s a funny lookin guy oh wait it’s Jax Jordan

by anonymous October 20, 2021

Jordan

Jordan’s are AMAZING people and are the best boyfriends. He is cute, funny, smart, and knows how to make a girl smile. He’s a bad singer but tries to be funny about it. Jordan’s can get an attitude sometimes but, if your his true friend he’ll forgive you. Jordan’s are very kind but are not afraid to throw punches. He will do anything he can to help out and will without a doubt fight for the ones he love. If your in a relationship with a Jordan, then your honestly the luckiest person alive. Jordan is an amazing person overall!

Dudette 1: Oh who’s that cute boy over there?
Dudette 2: Oh that’s Jordan!

by jordanzgirl June 26, 2019

Jordan

Type of dude who is usually pretty cool, maybe a ninja or ceo of your mom. Most likely has a huge dong. Really sweet but can break your back when it comes down to it.

Girl 1: Wow Jordan is such a great dude, but did you see what’s in his pants??

Girl 2: Yeah I heard he was hunggg

by My name is nice guy June 22, 2020

Jordan

Jordan Is Hot and is normaly super small, he like lots a lot of boys and goes for the variety ;) He Is Pansexuel and is super stinky. he never showers but has a real nice dish of spaggetti.

POV: Wow, Whos Spaggetti Is That!

Me: Oh, Yeah Thats Jordans (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ 8==3

Isnt He So Sexy,
So Hot
So Rubbing
And So Loving.

Jordans Normaly Like Girls Name Audom Charlice Raine, And Boden.

by Real But Right. October 23, 2023

Jordan

furry

person: why is jordan licking his weenween again?
other person: furry

by dilfdestroyer224 September 4, 2023