Michael Jackson

The one and only king of pop. A humble humanitarian who brought love, joy, and kindness to the world when it wasn't given to him. A legend and a true icon of the music industry

Girl: I'm gonna go listen to Michael Jackson's music, OMG I love him
Boy: Who's MJ?

Girl: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MJ IS?! You're living under a rock

by Loathing Pain May 13, 2021

Michael Jackson

a singer and a dancer nicknamed “The King Of Pop”

holy shit IS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON

by loveybovey May 29, 2021

Pumping jacks

When a man is having sex and does a jumping jack while simultaneously thrusting into his partner.

After the party, I went back to her place and gave her 10 good pumping jacks.

by SHSCaviarAdventure June 18, 2021

Michael Jackson Day

When a hardcore fan of Michael Jackson spends the entire day of June 25th (the day of Michael Jackson’s death) listening to his music.

It’s Michael Jackson day, let’s listen to his music.

by Rick Grimes 35 June 25, 2021

Michael Jackson

is innocent

michael jackson was, is and always will be innocent <3

by sippy_cup July 11, 2021

Genital Jackson

Chasing a bourbon with a margarita

The bourbon was too strong with me; I had to go full genital Jackson.

by Michelso July 15, 2021

HELL JACKS

Hell jacks are as follows in each individual messages;

O
N
E
ONE
They are very annoying to do but mostly used as a challenge with a reward or a punishment for being disrespectful to a higher rank.

OVERSEER: GIVE ME 20 HELL JACKS
INITIATE:
O
N
E
ONE
T
W
O
TWO.... ETC.

by TerrorFind September 24, 2021