jess

an ok person
by megatron369 March 3, 2022
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Jesse

She is smart, amazing, beautiful. a carrier of vibrant light. This one is special, a jem who gives of herself without hesitation to those she loves. If she loves you, you will have no fiercer champion, hurt her or those she calls her own though and she will aim her sights on you and become the thing even monsters fear.

She is mouthy, facetious, arrogant, and spoiled. She has a busted filter, says exactly what she's thinking and doesn't hold back even with friends.

She has many who call her friend, but few she claims as her own. Crack this nut and not only are you lucky, but something special yourself. Real recognizes real and truth can't be faked.

Jesse is so many things good, bad, and indifferent that I could go on and on but I'll let you find out for yourself......
The strongest woman I know is named Jesse.
by Une Kutlah November 26, 2022
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Jesse

He is a guy who just wants to live life normally and play Fortnite while getting drunk. He drinks a lot of Monster Energy. Loves to have parents that don't hate each other or are going trough a divorce, but you can't have everything in life.

He has a big dick, but is probably gay so too bad ladies he will be destroying my butthole tonight ;).
Guy 1: Hey there is someone walking with loving parents!
Guy 2: Cool, it ain't a Jesse lol
by MrHysters July 14, 2022
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Jesse

Jesse is the queen of earth
by Queen lol jess April 21, 2021
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Jess and Emily

stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot

Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.

Guy 1: why? What’s their names?

Guy 2: Jess and Emily

Guy 1: *implodes*
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jess

is a ugly guy who has no bitches and sucks on dichs
by Nigga Chicken April 5, 2022
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