There’s a key for every hole

Another way of saying , ‘There’s someone for everyone’; The key referring to the male genitalia and the hole referring to the female

‘Who the hell wants that?’

‘Well you know what they say, there’s a key for every hole… and some holes have a lot of keys.’

by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023

keys

Only the most elite men use this term to refer to condoms.

Bro 1: Hey bro, did you bring they keys?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, I gotchu.

by Gino Tacosello March 19, 2019

Rusty Basement Key

Act of fornication that occurs prior to giving a Rusty Trombone. One uses a finger or 2 in order to loosen or open up a anus that is locked tight.

Asservir didn't know what a Rusty Basement Key was and had been doing Rusty Trombones wrong for years.

by muphinman January 4, 2022

PAL key

The key to arm Metal Gear Rex.

Liquid is trying to get you to give him/her the PAL key, that's why he/she really wants the key.

by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021

National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina

“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”

by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020

Kei

Kei was a trainee in iland and he didn't get to debut. but he WILL debut. we all live you kei !!

Kei is so handsome, his abs!!

Kei is going to debut! or else >:

by i came from eggie tumblr, whoa September 25, 2020

Keys

Take the “e” out of the word and you have kys

“Keys” is used in Roblox chat to tell someone to kill themselves

by Sxintxc May 22, 2025