The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz
The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.
by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021
Get the Dariusz's Theory of Stock Pickingmug. In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.
by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017
Get the The Waffle House Theorymug. The aesthetic principle that adopting physical attributes associated with the musician Skrillex—such as shaving the side of one’s head and wearing thick glasses—can drastically change one’s appearance and the way in which they are perceived.
Skrillex Theory can be used as a conceptual template used to analyze interpersonal dynamics, self-presentation, and individual identity.
Skrillex Theory can be used as a conceptual template used to analyze interpersonal dynamics, self-presentation, and individual identity.
“Many fans of Skrillex will use Skrillex Theory as a means to appear culturally distinct and attract like-minded individuals”
“Sonny Moore’s drastic change in appearance between 2009 and 2010 with only a few adjustments to his hair and style is considered to be the first example of Skrillex Theory”
“Sonny Moore’s drastic change in appearance between 2009 and 2010 with only a few adjustments to his hair and style is considered to be the first example of Skrillex Theory”
by skrillextheoryvictim January 5, 2025
Get the Skrillex Theorymug. Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.
If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.
If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.
by yougboxb April 15, 2024
Get the Taxi Cab Theorymug. In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.
Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.
by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024
Get the Seth’s Brad Pitt theorymug. Opposite Day Theory states that Opposite Day is not merely a day. Instead, it supposes that Opposite Day is fluid and triggers when it is invoked. If they wish, debaters may invoke opposite day for exactly the next eight minutes by quoting the following: Three, Two, One, Go!
"The order is twelve off with four hidden a-specs, the rules of Risk: The Game of Global Domination, Drop the Judge, stabbing theory, the N-word repeated for two minutes, and Opposite Day theory.
by ougrhough September 12, 2025
Get the Opposite Day Theorymug. a common suspicion of players that might be a cheater. happens when a gamer appears sometimes like a pro and sometimes like a noob. this is noob is referred as the little brother and vice versa.
player john: bro this dude is cheating so hard!!!!
neok: get better bro its the big bro little bro theory
neok: get better bro its the big bro little bro theory
by average discord mod October 9, 2024
Get the big bro little bro theorymug.