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listening glasses

Glasses so big u can hear with them
I'm not sure she'll fit in my Mini Cooper. Her listening glasses were twice as wide as her face!
by Listening glasses April 1, 2021
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Dutch Glass Blower

On your knees, moisten someones anus with your mouth while lighly blowing in it, and jacking off the dude at the same time.
The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform a Dutch Glass Blower
by Chibraltar February 20, 2024
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soap opera glasses

A way to discribe the interst you take in something, the way you might take interest in a soap opera can explain how you view some other interaction. It could be overhearing a conversation, watching others from a window, following a tabloid publication or a public personality. Given how the platform for communication has become the enormity that it now is, our ability to view has amplified and those sqare eyes that those of us were promised if we sat too close or watched too much TV has become a thing of truth as the world is viewed through a screen. The affluent would view their theatrical experiences from the boxes through opera glasses. The multi platfomed entertainment/media allows us to peer through into places denied us in prior times. So our ability to view life down the lense and how we view what we see in a certain respect can be viewed as seeing through or wearing soap opera glasses
Depp v heard! I eggerly awoke each morning to tune in and follow the Depp X Heard trial, watching every live stream through soap opera glasses.
by Mistress Scarlett March 9, 2023
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the closet is glass

is used to tell someone that they're borderline homosexual even though they claim otherwise, which is telling them that the closet they're hiding in is transparent, everyone can see them clearly in that closet.
"Dude, have you heard Lady Gaga's song 'Boys Boys Boys'? I'm not gay but it's just sooooo good! She's such a queen."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."
by sackO'tatoes December 12, 2023
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mislaid glasses dilemma

Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.
Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
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Glasses

Something smart asses where on there fat heads and 99% of the time people who wear glasses name starts with a, c, m or k
by Ads's best friend February 7, 2023
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Glasses

it's another word for child abuse and was used as a midevil torture device.
Oh how annoying and abusing these glasses are!
by naaah fam May 30, 2021
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