Glasses

Something that you need if your vision is impaired but good enough to still be able to see. On the other hand, despite what some very stupid people think they do NOT and they will NEVER make you smarter. Only you can make yourself smarter.
It's sad that people that wear glasses are called "four eyes" by some very mean people and as it is been around for even before the existence of my parents, there's no reason to think it will ever stop being used.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 16, 2023
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your vision is blurry
people who wear glasses can't see well lol
by Ohbo July 31, 2021
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Glass

1. A person, whose facade you can see right through
2. A person who is completely transparent, and honest.
1. “I think it’s all an act, dudes glass
2. “I always go to Haley for fashion advice, she’s glass”
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When used as a verb followed by a region, such as "glass California", it is a facetious reference to bombing the shit out of some country or area with so much heat that deserts and sand in general will melt into glass. To obliterate.
Person 1: Sick and tired of all these wars in the Middle East, why don't we just glass the whole thing?
Person 2: Oil doe.
by Kalarus April 13, 2022
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V. (British) Hit someone in the face or neck with a beer glass (possibly broken before).
He glassed the landlord because he'd been chatting to Jo
by oli_vi_er July 14, 2018
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when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.
"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.

The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.
by Krkič May 03, 2019
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A diss in relation to having a weak mind, being easily breakable, and not being able to cope mentally with overwhelming stress. A lack of mental fortitude.
You won’t ever make it through hell week, you’re glass.”
by Yamin the shaman May 30, 2021
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