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Minecraft

Minecraft is a 2011 sandbox game developed by Mojang Studios and originally released in 2009. The game was created by Markus "Notch" Persson in the Java programming language. Following several early private testing versions, it was first made public in May 2009 before being fully released on November 18, 2011, with Notch stepping down and Jens "Jeb" Bergensten taking over development. Minecraft has become the best-selling video game in history, with over 300 million copies sold and nearly 140 million monthly active players as of 2023. Over the years following its release, it has been ported to several platforms, including smartphones and various consoles.
"I play minecraft all day." - random kid
"okay?" - their parents
by anidiot399494 July 4, 2024
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Minecraft

everything.
literally the best game, despite the fact it’s literally just pixels on a screen.
if someone tells you to touch grass?
touch a grass block.
i love minecraft.
Person 1: I love Fortnite!
Person 2: Minecraft is better retard.
by roikau July 19, 2024
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minecraft

all the happiness possible on planet earth contained in a block game
people who played minecraft had a good childhood
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minecraft

a game about getting fucked hard in the ass by big bony aimbotters
friend 1: lets play minecraft
*pew pew pew*
friend 2: haha get fucked loser
by chuld molester July 19, 2024
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Minecraft Movie

The absolute worse dogshit movie ever leaked
by Phokos July 23, 2024
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Norman Minecraft

Norman Minecraft is the protagonist of the song "Honey I'm Home" by Ghost and Pals, he's pretty hot ig, but Charon is hotter.
Poor Norman Minecraft, he didn't get his dominoes pizza.
by ThePurpleMoon July 28, 2024
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Eve "minecraft" Galano

eve is a sensational hit youtube star hailing from eastern wales. She is considered by many to be taylor swift's long lost daughter and clone.
person 1: did you buy your Eve "minecraft" Galano action figure yet?

person 2: i have 500.

me: soy face
by verycoolman100 August 3, 2024
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