When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.
The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.
TONY : What did you do?
Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut
Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
TONY : What did you do?
Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut
Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
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A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR
"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.
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Person 1: Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.
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Get the Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release. mug.Gaming term, more specifically an FPS term. Used when a player just barely misses a headshot (projectile flies above enemy players head, does not hit torso).
Paul: *playing well, tries to line up a quick headshot. Fails.*
John: Dammit, dude, you gave him a haircut!
John: Dammit, dude, you gave him a haircut!
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It went viral when a guy sang it and did such a good job that everyone loved it.
It went viral when a guy sang it and did such a good job that everyone loved it.
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