the fahey

the common euphemism for the fucking irish leprechaun of the group who only wishes he was as cool as the oddo and refers to himself as BE FAY!!! (the slogan he uses to convert people who are cool to his cumsucking religion of faheyism). The desperate youth who makes life soooo fucking akward around bitches who he only wish he could , bangs multiple men, and enjoys parading around in a mickey mouse outfit and performing the dirty sanchez with multiple pregant transvestite men-children. Despite his disgusting motherfucking eating habits which include mass amounts of twinkies filled with Redmond jizz, he is bulemic and has the waist size of a poor african fetus. It is the duty of every citizen of the earth to rid ourselves of the fahey, faheys, faheyfags and his terrible spawn before they rape us all

the fahey, b fay, faheyism, buttbuddy No. 21, satans gay brother, the boy who took it from pedophiles willingy

by i banged yer ma January 23, 2009

cranny-fairy

when a man/boy first eats/drinks cranberries

tom: hey bill have you ever had cranberries
bill: yes
tom: well you should try them their delicious
bill; wow your a real cranny-fairy

by guido123 August 25, 2009

flower fairy

A alternate name for a baker or pastry person.

Hey, you know that flower fairy knows how to make a good grilled cheese sandwich.

by KillerGriller31 October 8, 2009

blumpkin fairy

a fairy that only comes around when u are getting maximum pleasure from getting a blumpkin.

When i was getting a hardcore blumpkin. the blumpkin fairy came and blessed me.

by M4r50cc1 November 20, 2009

Fountain fairy

Baically getting your load blown on you after you blow it into her mouth.

Eric: damn max, how was kim last night
Max: well nate thought it would be funny if she gave me a fountain fairy.....it wasnt.
Eric: LOL!

by iluvkim March 11, 2010

Fungus Fairy

A smaller creature of the female species. She is a guaranteed STD transmitter. She will most likey have Athlete's Foot.

See that fungus fairy over there?

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

Led Fairy

A man that makes another man hard. He is putting led in his pencil.

Ben got an erection when Tyler pretended to pole dance. Wow Tyler is such a led fairy.

by penisbrakingsally November 15, 2010