fart facesitting

When someone sits on your face and farts into your mouth and nose

Hey jimmy a girl was fart facesitting me last night

by Username56644666 April 19, 2018

cock fart

fart through the cock ;)

big sus cock fart, bust a cocky wocky farty warty

by shoottheprotesters June 8, 2021

Fart silencer

It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.

I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.

by Richter Ass September 29, 2019

period fart

when you're on your period and you fart and it moves between your vaginal flaps and you feel the bubble of period explode on your pad.

oh my god, i just totally had a period fart.. why did i wear a pad??

by connieeeeeeeeeeee March 11, 2008

Fart Bag

An individual who hurts you in any way and then continues to blame you for your pain.

Fart Bag: (steps on your toe)
Decent human being: Owww.
Fart Bag: WHAT THE FUCK STOP STANDING EVERYWHERE!
Decent human being: Typical Fart Bag.

by WebKoala November 23, 2013

Wet Fart

The ultimate in flatulence... it is when not only gas is passed through your grocery hole, but a small mixture of juice from the colon comes out with it, producing a wet sound and a lingering nasty stench that one can be proud of. Just make sure to go right to the bathroom and give yourself a good wipe after the fact...it is preventative to the itching and chaffing that will occur, also you may need to change your underware so use caution.

Dude... my girlfriend took a whiff of my wet fart and started blowing chucks out the car window!! How sweet is that?

by thesqueege May 21, 2008

solid fart

a polite phrase for a crap

oh man, i've got a solid fart ready to go

by Haleth August 23, 2006