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dusts my doilies

That feeling you get when immature blue hedgehogs get on your nerves
"Oh! He really dusts my doilies!"
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Dustin Hoffman 

Attending a Halloween or other costume party in as yourself in your street clothes, and explaining that you are actor Dustin Hoffman in very heavy makeup and costume.
Who is that cheapskate trying to fool, claiming he's Dustin Hoffman? He's just here for the free booze!
Dustin Hoffman by dottielover October 21, 2009

Dusty Tuna 

Old lady vagina’s that haven’t been maintained and haven’t seen the light of day for quite some time.
“I bet Betty White’s snatch is like a slab of shrivelled up dusty tuna
Dusty Tuna by Feverflav January 14, 2021

The Duston School

haha there’s nothing funny here to put on your snapchat story go away pls
the duston school will diagnose u of pregnancy bc ur ankles are showing

Dustin Rose 

The greatest hockey prospect of all time, amazing speed, hands, big body and a terrific shot to go with brilliant Skoula-like puck poise. Once touted as being possibly the greatest prospect, he disappeared; however, there have been sightings of him in Alaska where it is rumored that he wrestles bears. Will he ever return to the NHL to take his rightful place as the greatest player of all time? Only time will tell.
An average shift for Dustin Rose would be throwing a massive check, stealing the puck from an opposing player, deking out 3 players and putting away a beautiful goal with a laser wristshot.
Dustin Rose by HOCKEY BAWS August 12, 2011

Dusty Cellar

I’d like to clean the cobwebs off that dusty cellar.
Dusty Cellar by JoeJo Dancer March 31, 2015