Double Docker

1. A penis long enough that it can penetrate both the vagina and the cervix.

2. In anal sex, a penis long enough that it can penetrate both the Anus and the Houston Valves.

Note: If you're a dumb shit who can't figure out what the Houston Valves are, please consult Google.

Black Guy: Double Docker

White Guy: Docker ... hits the G-spot

Asian Guy: No Docker ... she can't even feel it inside her.

by LordofWales August 9, 2010

Double Cough

The uncontrollable series of coughs that come after you take a big swag of your hard unmixed liquor.

A: You can tell Johnnys pretty drunk already.
B: How so?
A: No double cough.

by ihatecoloredfolk August 28, 2010

double wrist watch

when a man is able to wrap his penis around his wrist twice. clearly a desirable and impressive skill

double wrist watch

by big lankyness September 10, 2010

double-decker threesome

The most supreme of all sexual positions, includes two (2) midgets and a normal sized person. While the normal size person is making out with the midget, who happens to be sitting on the other midget's shoulders. The bottom midget simultaneously performs oral sex (blowjob) on the normal sized person, thus creating the double-decker threesome.

The double-decker threesome in the episode of Little People Big World last night, gave me a raging boner.

by P.B.Ribbon December 2, 2010

The Uhura Double Stuff

In “This Ain’t Star Trek”, Spock and Kirk discover Uhura’s virus while taking her temperature both rectally and orally. Kirk and Spock utilize a common maneuver to properly apply the vaccination, which involves boldly splitting Uhura in two with some brutal double penetration.

Have you seen The Uhura Double Stuff? Kirk & Uhura sure have come a long way since their first televised interracial kiss in 1968!

by Ron MacDonald August 30, 2009

double fuck

When two men shove their penises up a man's ass at the same time for sexual pleasure.

Wow, he took that double fuck up the ass and had trouble walking later that day.

That double fuck really hit the spot (on my prostate).

by unimatrix01 May 17, 2007

double nickel

The amount of points Michael Jordan dropped on the Knicks the year he came back!

MJ just came back and dropped a double nickel of those sad Knicks!

by crooks October 29, 2005