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Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner
My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut
by Horse Peener December 1, 2023
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Donut Hole

When a person took such a fat shit that it only touches the outside rim of their asshole. Leaving a milk mustache effect on the anus. Only to be discovered when hitting it from the back.
Oh DAMN BITCH, you got DONUT HOLE!
by Donut Master Blaster December 7, 2023
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Donuts in the parking lot

When someone does donuts in the parking lot it means it took a lot of quick thinking to come up with that solution. In which case, is stated when someone makes a bizarre statement or comment on certain situations.
‘he really did donuts in the parking lot to come to that conclusion, didn’t he?”
by BadAsh42069 December 10, 2023
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Donut

No not the delicious food. No this means your unloyal and fake including fake! Also someone that likes you but won't meet up with you but meet up with your friend when you've been talking to them longer!
Maryam is a Donut
by Zigzag Brandon October 19, 2019
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Bag of Donuts

A name given to a non-Italian that had been accepted or become an honorary Italian-American (Canadian) because of his ability to appreciate and demonstrate practical knowledge of the culture. A complimentary version of mungie-cake.
Hey, who made this risotto?! It’s unbelievable! That was Joey Bag Of donuts.

Hey, be careful what you say to Joey Bag of Donuts. He doesn’t fuck around
by Snare guy October 31, 2019
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Donut

Donut is when you feel the urge to nut on your friend's doughnut.
Friend1: ewww jason why is my doughnut filled with your sperm.

Jason: sorry I had a donut.
by Thenutmaker November 3, 2019
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haggis donut

It's when your significant other spreads apart their buttocks in a manner in which they reveal their butthole. You then get some haggis and drape it over their spread butt then you proceed to eat that and their ass.
"Hey how was the Ren. Faire?"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"
by JeremiahIK14 December 16, 2020
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