by CyanDude September 04, 2022
A hella bent fellow that has inserted his microscopic dick into his two dogs. Hits the gym every day (the first sign of being gay). Smells like AXE deodorant all the time and wears a pair of sexy purple Calvin Kleins. Hair never on fleek and looks like Thor when he gets a hair cut. Super lazy in lessons and last time he did homework was when he was an embryo. Claims to be good at sports and live a lavish lifestyle.
by Attractive Guy June 28, 2019
When you are on the toilet taking a fat poop and your entire body except for your anus becomes extremely weak, the poop coming out of your anus is absorbing the muscles of your body because you keep pushing it out so hard, and then after taking a dominant shit, you are left there for like 6 minutes with a weakened body just questioning wtf happened.
guy 1: "I'm pooping"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"
by We can officially be friends. June 29, 2024
by Pp good May 14, 2023
A man with a insanely small penis so small it lacks to create sperm with unstoppable amounts of penis hair
Your small penis hair could make a blanket for every homeless person on the planet you have a Dominic seese
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