first cousin-aunt-in-law

1. The wife of one's grandparent's sibling's son.
2. The daughter of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Eskimo cousins

When you fuck cousins

Dude, did you hear Emma and Hope fucked cousins? Yea, their Eskimo cousins now.

by Debby Ryand April 10, 2021

Half Second Cousin

A second cousin that only shares one great grandparent instead of both great grandparents.

It’s complicated to figure out how a half second cousin is related to me.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022

cousin

1- Pibling's child.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and two grandparents in common.

Cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

kissin cousins

Two individuals (or more) who are related that participate in sexual activity together.

Bernard: Did yall hear about Beatrice and Benny? They were at the family reunion making out!

Billy: Sick Bastards! They're kissin cousins!

by MuhFucka Jones January 23, 2024

Cousin Dweeb

A special sort of tweeker or a junky that always has atleast 2 objects in both hands, one of the objects of course being a dead lighter. Subject always has a million broken things found in the garbage to fix and three or four important jobs he's agreed to do but will enevitably flake on.

Boss: Why isn't anything done on this job yet!? And why is there briken garbage everywhere?!
Cousin Dweeb: Chill out boss, you know you can trust me...hey you got a hit?

by Edmenonymous April 8, 2019