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coffee-and-couch phase

A slang expression describing the moment you find yourself drinking the same black coffee as your dad, marking the realization that you’re now considered "old", especially when still living at parents' home past your 23rd birthday. It highlights the irony of being too old for youthful independence while still in a transitional phase.
I took a sip of that bitter black coffee and suddenly felt like I was 30, still living with my parents at 23. Guess I’ve officially hit the coffee-and-couch phase!
by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025
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Cumming in your coffee

Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”
Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.
by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024
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Millstone Coffee

a brand of coffee sold in the US, a division of the J.M. Smucker Company. The company sold whole bean and ground coffee in retail settings and on its website.
On September 9, 2016, J.M. Smucker Co. announced its decision to discontinue the Millstone Coffee brand, citing 'lack of sustainable demand
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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Analog Coffee

The best coffee you will EVER have!
Hey, wanna come with us to get some Analog Coffee?
by Coffee Lover 5000 July 26, 2019
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degaf coffee

saying to describe a state of not caring anymore (DGAF)
"I can't bring myself to study for finals, I've drunk too much degaf coffee"
by stels3 June 15, 2025
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Coffee for you

coffee for you is like saying “ you want a cookie?”
Kalli : pet fish drowned what imma do😢
Sam: ion care mf coffee for you😭‼️
by wockminaj July 6, 2023
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kitchen and coffee

To have sex in a kitchen anally, while having diarrhea all over the kitchen counter.
Me and my wife decided to do kitchen and coffee when the kids were at school.
by UndertaleFandomSucksAss May 13, 2016
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