A slang expression describing the moment you find yourself drinking the same black coffee as your dad, marking the realization that you’re now considered "old", especially when still living at parents' home past your 23rd birthday. It highlights the irony of being too old for youthful independence while still in a transitional phase.
I took a sip of that bitter black coffee and suddenly felt like I was 30, still living with my parents at 23. Guess I’ve officially hit the coffee-and-couch phase!
by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025
Get the coffee-and-couch phasemug. by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024
Get the Cumming in your coffeemug. a brand of coffee sold in the US, a division of the J.M. Smucker Company. The company sold whole bean and ground coffee in retail settings and on its website.
On September 9, 2016, J.M. Smucker Co. announced its decision to discontinue the Millstone Coffee brand, citing 'lack of sustainable demand
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
Get the Millstone Coffeemug. by Coffee Lover 5000 July 26, 2019
Get the Analog Coffeemug. by stels3 June 15, 2025
Get the degaf coffeemug. by wockminaj July 6, 2023
Get the Coffee for youmug. by UndertaleFandomSucksAss May 13, 2016
Get the kitchen and coffeemug.