Clap

When you bend a man over and fuck his ass with your elbow

Dude, at the party you clapped him so hard

by Comsack July 3, 2024

Clapping Cheeks

When a married man, who isn't getting laid, plays video games and does well. It's sad, we all know. But you still smile and nod to him, like a 'good job buddy.'

Sloan was clapping cheeks against a bunch of dudes in Call of Duty last night! Good job Buddy!

by Misterknowitall March 30, 2024

Clapped

Simon Davidson and his mother

Rahhh Simon you are clapped

and your mum

by wagwanmydrilla August 19, 2021

Bart Clapping

When Bart Simpson from hit 1990's TV show "The Simpsons" slams his cheeks together, causing a loud and audible clap; the clap also forms a giant yellow tinted, gassy fart that goes in your face. Bonus points if said fart is full of yellow, airborne dingleberries.

Dude, I was just dealt a HUGE Bart Clapping.

by TwinArchive October 1, 2025

Clapped

Someone who is ugly asf and has no friends cuz of their ugliness😌

Becky:look at him omgawddd he’s so fit
Stephany:he’s so clapped ugh

Becky:true I’ll looks for another instead

by Fuckyducky123 November 5, 2020

Clapped

Fucking ugly

William baker is clapped

by becky2304 July 8, 2021

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022