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coffee cream butt cheeks

When you and a partner of the female persuasion are engaging
in sweet passionate butt sex and you let your man juice go in her ass. To your shock and horror when you pull out, a horrible mixture of jizz and shit leaks out of her ass. This mixture closely resembles coffee and cream, thus you have "coffee cream butt cheeks".
That girl had a horrible case of coffee cream butt cheeks after I blasted a mean one in her cinnamon ring. I promptly threw up all over her, then doused my dick in Lysol.
by 2K4RSXS December 14, 2008
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Cream-Puff

A Large man who displays a gruff and grumpy Exterior, generally assumed to be as Cuddly as a teddy bear by the Opposite Sex
Look at cream-puff over there, moaning once again!
by Conor Brien August 9, 2006
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penis cream

1.) Lube, vaseline, that thing you need when its all... dry

2.) Semen, Cum, Man Juice!
"Theres no soap.. but that toothpaste can be a sub for a penis cream!"

"God.. you fags like to swallow penis cream."
by Jay A. April 19, 2005
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Creamage

An instant orgasim; A release of seminal fulids onto ones self
Oh my god. . .Was that Katherine? Creamage!
by Mastadavid July 1, 2006
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Chocolate Creamer

A chocolate creamer is a sexual act involving a man and a woman or two men. While the one man is inserting his penis into the rectum of either the other man or the woman, the one who is accepting the cock deficates on it. The penis is held into the rectum like a plug, and then the man ejaculates. If he is lucky, the semen will go into the fecal matter, similar to the way in which a jelly donut holds its jelly. The one who now has this mixture of fecal matter and semen releases it upon the man's chest in the fassion of a cleveland steamer. Some may eat this, while others may enjoy it on their chest.
Wow, they guy rudy busted so hard in my ass that it went straight into my shit! I plopped it on his chest and he bit it and all of his cum oozed out!
by Jb Stim July 21, 2004
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Full Cream Beast

See 'Full Beast'.

Even better than that.

Imagine what you would expect to be the best- a full cream beast is even better than that.

Unpresidentedly good.

Actually origionatess from Drug slang for a bong/lung/waterfall etc. that contained so much hashish that it appeared cream in colour.
'Look, its the second coming of Christ!'

'Wow! That's a Full Cream Beast!'
by Idlevice February 28, 2005
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Dirty Cream

(also dirty creme) Used to refer to the semen or "creme" of any guy who has contracted an STD. Can be used as a warning. Dirty Creamer is used to refer to the guy carrying the disease.
Girl 1- That guy over there is really cute. I think I might go talk to him.

Girl 2- Oh no, you don't want him. I heard he got that dirty cream.

Girl 1- Omg, nevermind then.
by dat93virgo April 6, 2009
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