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Chinese Cape

When and individual stretches their ballsack out and wrap it around the shaft of their penis, leaving the head exposed at the top.
I met my wife by walking up to her at a bar lifting my shirt and showing her my Chinese cape.
by Johnpringle December 1, 2023
mugGet the Chinese Capemug.

Higher Chinese

if you enjoy this subject, you have serious mental issues.
higher chinese is bad because it causes a major loss of brain cells, therefore causing the brain to make a bunch of new cells which end up mutating into brain cancer
person a: "i enjoy higher chinese"
person b: "help is available. call the national suicide hotline at-"
by techflier September 9, 2024
mugGet the Higher Chinesemug.

Chinese Kid

A 'Chinese Kid' is basically a living and breathing calculator. Feed it a maths problem and it will spurt out the correct answer. (Note you need to feed and water it)
Checkout my new Chinese Kid!
by hankthesuperhank September 22, 2023
mugGet the Chinese Kidmug.

chinese trapeze

Sexual act involving one parter doing a backflip onto the other partners penis while reciting the points of Mao's five year plan.
Did you hear John broke his dick when Beth tried to Chinese Trapeze him? Also the NSA arrested them for treason.
by Shainiqua January 31, 2016
mugGet the chinese trapezemug.
Used when you mean the exact opposite of what you say beforehand.

Origin: “Socialism with Chinese characteristics”, meaning: corporatist hellhole of child labor factories with suicide nets, but we get to eat bing chilling afterwards.
Mike: Hey honey, I’m gonna go head to the grocery store, with Chinese characteristics.

Susan: I already know you’re cheating on me. You don’t have to use your stupid meme phrase.
by K. C. Austin February 21, 2023
mugGet the With Chinese Characteristicsmug.

NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!

A phrase that is often used when Becky forgets that every single thing that is Asian is Chinese. Most of the time it means that becky either dumb or racist.
*person1 is peacefully eating sushi*
*Becky walks in*
Person1: Oh hi Becky, do you want some sushi?
Becky: Ew no I don't want ur Chinese stuff
person1:
the dog:
the cat:
the sushi:

weebs:
k-pop fans:
asians:
*God comes down from heaven*
God: NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!
by I married a frog October 22, 2020
mugGet the NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!mug.

Chinese Crab

A sexual act involving two people in which one person does a hand stand in front of the other person, while the other person pinches their nipples and eats their ass
A Man taught me how to Chinese crabt behind a Chinese restaurant
by WOD2005 July 27, 2025
mugGet the Chinese Crabmug.

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