queef-biscuit

A biscuit that a woman queefs on.

"I just queefed on that biscuit, making it a queef biscuit!!!"

by Douchebag March 11, 2003

Crispy Biscuit

When a whole lot of gay guys get together and jerk off into a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat the biscuit with all the man butter inside.

Jon ended up eating the crispy biscuit last night.

by beta917 April 16, 2010

chocolate biscuit

When a woman shits on a mans chest and rubs it in. When the shit is dry the couple eat the flake while haveing sex.

I enjoyed a nice chocolate biscuit with my girlfriend last night.

by Gabriella Smy February 1, 2009

biscuit face

Being a pasty faced snatch

Man, Borstle is a real bicuit face!

by valid December 11, 2003

Muff Biscuit

Any lint, debris, discharge, monkey, yeast, bread, Blood Biscuit, toilet paper, etc that might be in and or around a Muff. They are usually captured in a man's Muff Buffer during the art of cunnilingus.

Dude, I caught a ton of Muff Biscuits in my Muff Buffer the other night. I bet it was because of her new jean thong she was wearing?

by AJtheDude November 5, 2010

Buttery Biscuit

A positive superlative. Originating from the Masterchef Synesthesia song.

That car is buttery biscuit good.

by cheeseyitem January 27, 2012

Stodgy Biscuit

idiot

you friggin stodgy biscuit

by Jess'n'Abbs April 14, 2010