Biden time

Biden time is an alternate version of standard time where one (typically Joe Biden) will show up anywhere from 30 minutes to 2 hours after the agreed upon start/arrival time.

Person 1: Hey! Have you seen John? He was supposed to get to the meeting at 02:00.
Person 2: Nah, he won't get here for at least another hour.
Person 1: Damn, he must be on that Biden time.

by CatsSlurpingSpines February 22, 2024

The Hunter Biden

When a guy finishes in their partner, sticks their finger inside then sticks it in their nose.

Sally's boyfriend gave her the Hunter Biden when he finished.

by Gigging Goo October 4, 2023

Joe Biden

The ultimate child toucher, butt sniffer, and penis toucher. Hangs with Diddy and licks babies in his free time.

Joe Biden raped my dog

by KnowerOfEverything March 30, 2025

Bidening Out

“Bidening out”, refers to someone who is communicating unclearly, in a silly manner than can be and perhaps should, be mocked.

Your Bidening out bro! You think you should text your ex? What a plum.

by TismMan July 31, 2024

Joe Biden

A dementia ridden, ignorant, fool of a president.
A person who often stutters or forgets things.

Guy 1: Woah, look at that guy stuttering!
Guy 2: He must be Joe Biden.

Guy 1: How the fuck did Joe Biden win
Guy 2: I don’t know

by tundraisquitehungry November 19, 2023

Bidenism

Stroking your dad when your 8 / taking showers with your dad / doing cocaine in the White House / looking up gay midget porn

Giving head to your father and rubbing his hairy until he whips out his tallywacker that’s bidenism

by Footlong giver December 23, 2023

Skibidi Biden

The only good thing to come out of Stephen Colbert’s career; an aryangem.

Stephen Colbert: Skibidi Biden

Skibidi Biden: SKIBIDI BIDEN!

by MarthaSpeaksAndIListen July 5, 2024