A fart, oddly but usally described as a woman farting like a man, loud, smelly, and sometimes wet.
I.e. a loud fart sometimes wet.
Ex. She just had a Man Fart.
I.e. a loud fart sometimes wet.
Ex. She just had a Man Fart.
by Urban2016 July 08, 2015
man moose is ( sperm )
by diamond dave 1964 November 21, 2007
To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.
Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."
by michelledomination November 28, 2015
by GeeBird January 24, 2007
A word for semen, nut, sperm, jizm, or ejaculate. The goal of this term is to sound like Mayonnaise as a reference to its colloidal white appearance.
by Da Slut Bagger D - Yea Yea December 15, 2011
A man who going through a phase where he is easily emotional, irritated, horny, tired, or any mental side effects of a women’s period.
A man who usually pops his collar, but is white. On rare occasions, this great man wears his shirt backwards to raise vertigo awareness. That doesn't make sense but it's okay. You can easily identify tuft man by means of his soft, tuft goatee and the habit of constantly stroking it while browsing Yu-Gi-Oh forums while putting his hand in his pants.
by kpally November 09, 2011