Plastic Babies

When the strap on is too good she said give her babies

Ayo did you hear Heather is pregnant with plastic babies

by Will Lilly March 31, 2022

baby brick

Quarter pound of cocaine

The Unforgiveables might arrest you, in some cases, even for possession of a baby brick, or less.

by Sexydimma February 28, 2017

baby thieves

Nasty people that steal babies from their mummas and pappas at hospital by claiming that their mummas and pappas are hopeless human specimens. But really they all know that they are just 'con artists' who have one aim and that is making lots and lots of MONEY!!!!! These people have little regard for the future of their soul or their impact upon humanity at large. They tend to slowly get eaten from the inside by microscopic bugs and die from cancers of various sorts and when they get to death, they are rejected into heaven because the angels all point out to them that they caused earth to become a much worse place because they were sooo greedy. Then they spend the next 1000 years wishing they hadn't been so nasty and greedy and superficial.

Day in the life of baby thieves...

Baby thief 1 - This mumma is so stupid we will all be driving BMW's because of her!!!
Baby thief 2 - Yeah she is an absolute pushover!!! So is her dadda! I can't wait to drive a BMW!

Later...
Baby thief 1 - I don't feel so well and now the doctor says I am going to die in 2 weeks.

by wordfromyamumma January 16, 2014

piss baby

a not funny person

"Shut the fuck up Pete, you're a stupid piss baby!"
"Dont be a piss baby, John"

by zee? March 31, 2021

baby cunt

Term used for a freshman girl or younger whose vagina has been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup. Their goal is to have an STD and baby by the end of their freshman year.

See: skank

If you're a senior and she's 14 or younger and screwed your best friend, she's a baby cunt bro.

by The cocksman November 27, 2014

baby eagle

throwing up in ones own mouth then swallowing it

man i just baby eagled after that tequila shot

by balonry pony November 15, 2010

Katrina baby

1. A kid born in New Orleans or the surrounding area during Hurricane Katrina's landfall. 2. A kid born nine months after Hurricane Katrina.

The rapid drop in air pressure associated with Hurricane Katrina caused many pregnant women to go into labor, resulting in many a Katrina baby being born simultaneously.

by Creole Queen Suppin November 3, 2008