by Douchebag March 12, 2003
When a whole lot of gay guys get together and jerk off into a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat the biscuit with all the man butter inside.
by beta917 April 16, 2010
When a woman shits on a mans chest and rubs it in. When the shit is dry the couple eat the flake while haveing sex.
by Gabriella Smy February 01, 2009
by valid December 12, 2003
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1. Hot mutual friend 2. Hot friend in same room 3. Hot friend who happens to be your girlfriends best friend 4. Hot girl in your bed from the night before. 5. Hot girl who was 3 days away from dating your friend, but fucked you instead, and then you go and hang with your girl friend the next day.
1. Dude! have you talked to biscuit maker lately, she's totally been up on my nuts. 2. I was hanging with biscuit maker last night and, well, we didn't get any sleep. 3. Holy shit man! I was walking through the woods with my girlfriend the other day, and we ran into biscuit maker! It was really fucking awkward, so i punched every bee in the fucking face.
by biscuit maker fucker August 29, 2010
This is more specifically defined as accidental excretion in the standing position, where the faeces is squashed into flat pebbles by the buttocks. Assuming that it isnt too sticky and comes away whole, the biscuit may resemble a cookie, a jaffa cake or something bigger. Any identifiable food can prompt the addition to the name
by undemocraticarse August 25, 2009