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August 11

June 11 is national submission day. You have to be a little submissive and breedable gay femboy, and you have to listen to all of your friends sexual needs and requests.
Example of August 11:

John: yo bro, today’s National submission day.
Alex: damn bro, you know what I’m doing to you, now get o. You’re knees and suck this dick.
by Poopmcbuttface69420 November 26, 2023
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august 12 2005

Birthday of the best bad bitch.
If you are born on this day you most likely are attracted to the same sex and have an amazing best friend
Best friend: when were u born
You: August 12 2005
Best friend: HAHA GAY AND U LOVE ME
by Ekpppppppp April 18, 2023
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August

One of the most amazing human beings in the entire world. Words cannot describe how amazing August’s are. They are loving, funny, sweet, caring and more! The list is endless. He’s sensitive and considerate. He’s always there when you need him and I mean ALWAYS. He’s one to stay up until 3am on FaceTime and just keep you company while you cry. He’ll make you smile even when you feel like there’s no reason to. He’s so amazing, but somehow just won’t accept that. His love is endless and unconditional. Don’t lose him, you’ll never forgive yourself for it.
“Who’s my best friend? It’s August! He’s my favorite person in the whole world!”
by Iris 💗💗 June 13, 2022
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August 22

National fuck with a Jordan day... On this day it is everyone who's name is not Jordan to make a Jordan's day so inconvenient that all they can say is "fuck"
It's August 22 did you fuck with Jordan yet?
by pimpdaddyliv July 13, 2021
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August 20

The day that the sexiest, hottest girl was born. The day that this happened all nuclear wars had ceased for this persons birth, and Donald Trump gave a speech on why this day was so important
Shawn: Yo lachlan, its august 20th!
Lachlan: Ah yes, the day that the most beautiful girl was born...
Rock: What the fuck you heartless simp
by johnnydidntsin July 12, 2022
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August 27

August 27th is ask someone out for ice cream day
Hey did you hear August 27th is ask someone out for ice cream day?
by kesobaddie August 17, 2022
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August

Official spend time with your boyfriend month and also the month you become his pet animal!
It's August cmon be my pet already
by 5ynster December 5, 2020
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