canadian jew

a canadian that joins the u.s. marines
"hey ya canadian jew"
by seth dowie February 04, 2008
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Jew dad

A Jew dad is a stubborn asshead who only gets his kids things if they are an absolute necessity. However, he buys many very expensive things that he doesn’t need for himself. A Jew dad is also usually very stubborn. For example, a kid will ask his Jew dad to drive down the block. His dad will then say no and continue to interrupt his argument with no
Kid: Hey dad can I get some socks?
Jew dad: No you have plenty of socks
“But-“
“No”
“Just liste-“
God damnit I said no”
by Mcchocherpants April 12, 2019
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Jew Strike

A bowling reference for a frame in which a gutter ball is thrown first and the bowler proceeds to pick up the spare.
Did you see the way Gary picked up all 10 pins for that spare?! Classic Jew Strike!
by GiveMeBowlingOrGiveMeDeath March 09, 2017
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Jew It Down

A very offensive term meaning "To bring the price of (something) down," referring to the stereotype that Jewish people are massive cheapskates. If you use this phrase in front of a Jewish person, expect to be punched in the face.
"That's too expensive! You better Jew it down."
*Gets punched*
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022
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horse-jew

Claudia looks like a horse-jew.
by YourMomsOnPipe February 21, 2016
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