Al Haziqin Muhajiddin

A religious teaching by a person named Haziq that is kinda bullshit but also kinda funny and inspirational.

Person 1: I feel like my life has lost meaning.

Person 2: Have you tried seeking guidance from ajaran Al Haziqin Muhajiddin? It has helped me through tough times bro.

Person 1: You know that guidance is bullshit, asal kau bahagia lah..

by Blue Mountain King August 15, 2025

Freak Al yankalot

When you jack off in someone's face while singing the 1988 parody song "fat" by Weird al yankovic (describing your member) and finishing preferably on the "YOU KNOW IM FAT" part.

Imma try Freak Al Yankalot with my partner tonight

by Diddles sparkle September 4, 2025

al madina islamic academy

its an ok school but beware of the donkeyfucker that roams year 11, hes been put into the regular school population, keep your pets safe

yahya: u go al madina islamic academy
farah: ye but theres some guy tryna touch my pet animals mad

by reconnaizzance September 11, 2025

big al

biggest of als

"they dont call him big al fur nae rzn shun"

by HoEs._.MaD October 21, 2025

Al-Hayat Media Center

Media company established by the Islamic State to recruit martyrs and make him commit Islamic terrorism in their country and come and join them in the frontline

Dumbass kuffar: fuck Al-Hayat Media Center, that shit is gay

*goes to Bataclan*

Dumbass kuffar: this is way better than that arab goatfucker music

Martyrs: Allahu Akbar! *starts shooting at the white crackers*

by GreekxJewsxChechensxSiamese November 2, 2025

Asu Al Shu

A curse or hex you place on one or multiple people you dislike.

"I hate you all, asu al shu."

by b0mbas3b December 1, 2025

Al-kanga

It’s when jinns find an unsuspecting human target and proceed to surround him and call him squirly in an attempt to trick him into going wreath-mode indefinitely or until pardoned (at their will, of course). Now, this ofcourse never comes to fruition as it’s literally impossible without the co-operation of the human (due to pre-existing heavenly laws pertaining to creation). What ends up happening, is the jinn participants realise they are inferior fools, absolute fools mid-kanga, and proceed to blame it on environmental factors whilst taking all the credit amongst other unsuspecting jinns (a kanga in its own right lol).

“You hear about Timmy? The jinns around him tried do him dirty and al-kanga him, but of course he got away after a couple of months… They tried chasing him down, but Timmy was just too smart”

“No way, I’m guessing the jinns around him took the credit anyway?”

“Oh, you know it, classic al-kanga”

by Escape-dat-kanga January 1, 2026