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Pickle Farmer

A woman who takes money from men for who knows what in exchange; emotionally unavailable; and always lies, cause she's taking money from someone's man.
A pickle farmer causes men to pass up on a good woman and/or ruin a good thing cause he is going after the whore he can't have.

She doesn't want the guy - she just maskes sure you can't have him.
I'm not dating Scott anymore, he is too distracted by the Pickle Farmer.
Jan broke up with Tommy. She found out he paid the Pickle Farmer $200 for a pair of her dirty underwear.
by jv1020 February 25, 2014
mugGet the Pickle Farmermug.

pickle pudding

When your dick is like a pickle and you make your partner choke and puke on it.
When I fucked mr Reid, he had pickle pudding on my dick
by Some trash March 25, 2019
mugGet the pickle puddingmug.

Neon Pickle

a hipster, usually found in the village.

neon pickles are a way to rate them.
That girl gets 10 neon pickles because she is wearing a neon american apparel swimsuit in winter and big thick rimmed glasses with no lenses.
by kpawly October 28, 2009
mugGet the Neon Picklemug.

Pickle Driver

One that "drives" pickles into their ass
by Elite6Chaos October 18, 2008
mugGet the Pickle Drivermug.

YODeling pickle

Giving someone a blowjob while yodeling
“Did you hear Matt got a yodeling pickle from that cheerleader last night ?!??”
by Djcloud January 26, 2019
mugGet the YODeling picklemug.

Tickle Pickle

A shot of tequila followed by a shot of Pickle juice
Man! That tickle pickle had some bite!
by jhofosho#44 November 6, 2018
mugGet the Tickle Picklemug.

Pickle juice

by Manoliyourboiiiiii April 14, 2018
mugGet the Pickle juicemug.

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