by ILUVURMOMMY February 3, 2022
Get the Alice smith elementarymug. Is a coach, teacher, and preacher who has had a rough go.
The have a dad bod and fading strength because he got Asama. he loves correcting mistakes and shouting at the top of his lungs during football games.
He can be found in a ball field, church, fishing airing up his tires to his red pick up, yelling at his youngest son, sitting gracfully on his recliner with no shirt on or in a classroom or on the track. overall he is a ...kind...person I guess. who is chill as long as you don't mess up
Pronouns " all that gender crap is made Up"
The have a dad bod and fading strength because he got Asama. he loves correcting mistakes and shouting at the top of his lungs during football games.
He can be found in a ball field, church, fishing airing up his tires to his red pick up, yelling at his youngest son, sitting gracfully on his recliner with no shirt on or in a classroom or on the track. overall he is a ...kind...person I guess. who is chill as long as you don't mess up
Pronouns " all that gender crap is made Up"
Mr / Papa Smith ( my dad) will be really happy if the urban dictionary people publish this
Mr/Papa smith really likes his coffee ( more than Me)
Mr/Papa smith really likes his coffee ( more than Me)
by Tg223P October 8, 2023
Get the Mr/Papa Smithmug. by Cap'nCrunch69 April 4, 2022
Get the Will Smithedmug. Doug smith is widely regarded as a “Gorilla Tag ghost” He haunts servers in gorilla tag and if you get him angry he might ban or kick you from the game. He can sometimes be found in the codes “IAMHERE” “LMAO666” and “CARCRASH”. Apparently, he died in a car crash and now haunts the listed gorilla tag servers through his dead son’s headset.
by iceyyz July 14, 2023
Get the Doug Smith Gorilla tagmug. KD: "Yo Bron, Ayesha Curry has leaked on a Fox talk show that Steph Curry loves feet and that she sends him pics of her feet instead of regular nudes."
LeBron: "no way, Ayesha has that Jada Pinkett Smith Syndrome. Savannah would never embarrass me like that"
KD: "lmaoo, that's why I'm not married yet bruh. Imagine yo girl tellin' the world you have a footfetish"
LeBron: "no way, Ayesha has that Jada Pinkett Smith Syndrome. Savannah would never embarrass me like that"
KD: "lmaoo, that's why I'm not married yet bruh. Imagine yo girl tellin' the world you have a footfetish"
by gunnerafc20 January 9, 2024
Get the Jada Pinkett Smith Syndromemug. Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.
Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.
The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.
Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.
As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.
Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.
The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...
Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.
Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.
The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.
Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.
As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.
Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.
The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...
Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.
Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
by pussysmasher420 April 20, 2022
Get the Smith Collegemug. 1) A phrase that means one plans to engage in the trade of metal treating in the future
2) Someone who is skilled at writing legal documents regarding the passage of one’s estate after death
3) To bitch slap someone in the way that Chris Rock was slapped at the 2022 Oscars
2) Someone who is skilled at writing legal documents regarding the passage of one’s estate after death
3) To bitch slap someone in the way that Chris Rock was slapped at the 2022 Oscars
Apothecary: “So you’re almost done with your apothecary training! Ready to open your own shop in town?”
Apprentice: “Nah dogg apothecarying is boring AF. More like apothe-idontcare-ying. I think I will smith.”
Apothecary: “Shut your mouth, you scoundrel! If you dishonor my trade again, I’ll will smith you so hard you’ll wish you’d hired a will smith!”
Apprentice: “Nah dogg apothecarying is boring AF. More like apothe-idontcare-ying. I think I will smith.”
Apothecary: “Shut your mouth, you scoundrel! If you dishonor my trade again, I’ll will smith you so hard you’ll wish you’d hired a will smith!”
by Nicholas D April 11, 2022
Get the will smithmug.