Robert

A Robert is usually the biggest topkek you can ever witness, despite the fact that he's a fucking bitch

My God, not that Robert guy again. He's gonna be the biggest fucktard again

by Kreyselkeker November 15, 2016

Ardons Robert

"AR" or "Ardons Robert" is a tiny small singer, producer and writer who has music on Spotify, Apple music, and all platforms

someone: u wanna play "AR" with?

another: who's "AR"?

someone: Ardons Robert

by Ardons Robert November 23, 2021

Robert R Shrute

Twin brother of Dwight K Shrute. Was thrown off of Shrute Farms by Dwight for aledged romantic affairs with several pigs of both sexes. Currently resides at Shrute acres in South Buffalo.

Hey did you see that drunk mess at the bar..... Ya thats Robert R Shrute.

by chubbyducky December 26, 2010

Robert Frost it

to discontinue a pleasant activity or or leave an entertaining event prematurely due to prior engagements or commitments

"Hey man, this party is really picking up."
"I know, but I promised my friend I'd go party at his place. I'm gonna Robert Frost it."

by Ra$PutiN January 1, 2012

Robert

He’s a guy with a really tinny Wenni but usually a good person.sometimes he gets weird and starts screaming hentai

Girl:Dat nigga Robert got a small ass dick
Girl.2:I let him hit but didn’t even know he was in

by Robert_has_a_small_dic July 15, 2019

Robert Ford

Goofus of the Goofus and Gallant short stories from the kids Highlights magazines that were out back in the 90's. Neither of the two charcters was superior to the other, but they were clearly different kinds of people.

Robert Ford was a male Goofus, though not all goofuses are male.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

ROBERT

Mom's Sketti
1 Jar Classico mushrooms and ripe olives

1 can Italian stewed tomatoes

1 cup fresh mushrooms

1 can olives, cut up
5 browned Italian sausage links
Italian seasoning
Salt
Throw in a low heat crock pot for at least 12 hours. The longer it cooks, the better it gets. Throw on any pasta you'd like..

Because I fucking love Robert, but I hate fucking eggplant!

by REBel Siren October 20, 2020