Skip to main content

gerald johnson

A term for someone who spends time effortlessly building large things with his family, whilst also participating in the slaughter of endless amounts of immigrants

VERY DANGEROUS

He's probably behind you while you read this.
by Trentthemysticaldixon December 6, 2015
mugGet the gerald johnson mug.

The Mrs Johnson Show

The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her own experiences about herself falling. Literally.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Mrs Johnson show!”
*Mrs Johnson enters carrying a stack of exam papers, tripping herself along the way.*
by ACTethx September 29, 2020
mugGet the The Mrs Johnson Show mug.

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
mugGet the Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson mug.

Caleb Johnson

Caleb Johnson is such a good and bad person at the same time. Caleb Johnson can warm your heart but at can also break it. Caleb is the definition of a Glenn. He is truly what a Glenn is meant to be. A pussy magnet, but only for a short amount of time. He is always laughing and saying stupid shit. Caleb Johnson will sometimes not mean what he says and it can go a long way because you thought you trusted him. Make sure to confront him if this happens because he doesn’t want to hurt anybody.

Caleb Johnson is usually a good looking dude. However he is a mirror magnet and always talked about his body. He will also have a weird obsession with something that absolutely none of his friends give the slightest FUCK about. Caleb Johnson makes friends easily and loves talking to women.

He is usually a really good friend to anyone, but if he says something somewhat negative. Don’t let it get to you.
“Caleb Johnson is so hot, but can I trust him?”
“Yes, but don’t let what he says get to you.”
by MiloBasscoming4urASS July 19, 2022
mugGet the Caleb Johnson mug.

sour johnson

When a person takes a shot of lemon juice, and then gives their significant other a blowjob.
Oh man my girl gave me a sour johnson last week. It started out amazing, but I haven't been able to pee since.
by bldaw November 24, 2014
mugGet the sour johnson mug.

Godwin Johnson

A stupid person that argues blindly about bots
Godwin Johnson stupidly argued with khalid on Facebook
by Kheddy June 16, 2022
mugGet the Godwin Johnson mug.

Aaron Taylor Johnson

“Idk if we should eat this steak guys it’s pretty Young Aaron Taylor Johnson

“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”
by Tori8su April 10, 2022
mugGet the Aaron Taylor Johnson mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email