turbin turd

Where your shit is so massive that when pulled back by the flush it clogs the hole. However, it allowed just enough suction to spin the toilet paper, and eventually the shit paper cyclones itself down on the end of the turd creating a turban turd.

Oh my Christ who dropped a turbin turd in here!

by Jamoocaba May 16, 2010

turd counter

an extemely anal retentive and obssessive compulsive person

John keeps meticulous notes on his bowel movements i.e. size, shape, color, consistency, how they feel when they come out. Nothing escapes John's attention. John...what a turd counter.

by Michael Mcfascist December 9, 2008

turd squirter

another name for the anus.

my turd squirter is so sore from all the diarrhea i've had this week.

by poopshoota November 14, 2010

turd-tarded

a new word for dumbshit
someone too stupid to wipe their own ass

Wow people these days sure are turd-tarded morons.

by Price Pfister March 3, 2007

Razzle Turd

A chewed combination of every razzle flavor that creates one brown piece that looks like a turd from a small animal.

Mike-Hey dude you got razzles?

Joe-Yeah why?

Mike-Lets make a bunch of razzle turds and put them on that old lady's porch.

by Killzark May 11, 2009

ra-turd

its a combination of a ''ratard'' from the movie hangover and a combination of a turd.

ra-tard tard ratard ra-turd

by Roach Torres March 15, 2010

Turd Sock

Someone who is worth almost as much as a steaming poo inside of a dirty sock.

God Johnny, you're such a turd sock!

by MafiaMan979 June 10, 2009