turbin turd

Where your shit is so massive that when pulled back by the flush it clogs the hole. However, it allowed just enough suction to spin the toilet paper, and eventually the shit paper cyclones itself down on the end of the turd creating a turban turd.

Oh my Christ who dropped a turbin turd in here!

by Jamoocaba May 16, 2010

wiener turds

Wiener Turds are when your asshole gets sown shut & the Dr re-routes your colon so you shit out your dick. Supposedly you have to take medicine every time you eat so your shit is of a runny consistancy thus able to pass through the penis. wiener turds. An urban legend or just the product of a warped mind? You decide.

Ever since Josh had that operation, Im afraid to suck his dick because a big wad of wiener turds might shoot out of there!

by Queen of the Unicorn,her Grace August 17, 2010

Tick turd

Another name for marijuana.

"They are over there smoking them tickturds"
"I already told you bro, I am all out of tick turds"

by UncleSpeffy July 4, 2017

turd burger

Nickname for the Buffalo Sabres' yellow alternate jerseys.

"It’s a third jersey. If it’s a turd burger I’ll have to put it on a bun and eat it. It’s the way it is."

by tjd92295 November 24, 2013

turd-tarded

a new word for dumbshit
someone too stupid to wipe their own ass

Wow people these days sure are turd-tarded morons.

by Price Pfister March 3, 2007

Razzle Turd

A chewed combination of every razzle flavor that creates one brown piece that looks like a turd from a small animal.

Mike-Hey dude you got razzles?

Joe-Yeah why?

Mike-Lets make a bunch of razzle turds and put them on that old lady's porch.

by Killzark May 11, 2009

ra-turd

its a combination of a ''ratard'' from the movie hangover and a combination of a turd.

ra-tard tard ratard ra-turd

by Roach Torres March 15, 2010