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"hey we are are gonna read impossible things!"
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Cage thing

See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!
*The next day*

Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."

God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."

Adam "Bye Snake!"๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ

Eve ๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜’

*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." ๐Ÿ˜’

Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." ๐Ÿ˜Š

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ณ "Um... Well... Tsk! ๐Ÿ˜’ No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*

Eve ๐Ÿ˜ฏ "We're not supposed to eat that."

Lucifer "No. YOU'RE ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ฃ not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*

Eve "Oh..." ๐Ÿ˜•

Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."

Eve "But... What will happen?"

Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."

Eve "I don't know..."

Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
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Eve ๐Ÿ˜• "......." *takes bite* ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"

Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*

Lucifer "No don't!" ๐Ÿซณ "......" ๐Ÿ˜ง "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." ๐Ÿคท
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One thing led to another

While this is a sexual innuendo, it is often a misunderstood phrase by the naive and used as general cause and efffect.
The pastor suggested two people go out for prayer but when she used the phrase, โ€œone thing led to anotherโ€ the parties misunderstood and ended up taking things further then intended.
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one thing

One thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter
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Ambiguous Thing

Someone who snuck onto the earth and because of that research needs to be done on the thing immediately. the thing is not special whatsoever
"have you seen that girl over there."
"Yes! What an ambiguous thing"
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Ambiguous Thing

a person who looks like they snuck onto the earth and came from area 52, this person needs to be investigated and researched immediately, this person is not special whatsoever.
"ewww look at her, what an ambiguous thing"
by speicalzzzzz October 23, 2023
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โ€œMy dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.โ€

โ€œDude what the fuckโ€
by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023
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