by JackieChanThumbsUp January 17, 2011
Get the captain planet coolmug. A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.
by bri0n January 15, 2008
Get the Shrimp Boat Captainmug. by sujan is dumb December 18, 2019
Get the Captain Steve 02mug. A truly scallywag that will man the ship live nobody's business. Catch em on the poop deck in the all white G-Fazo's with that fat zyn pack in his mouth and a tooly on his waste. You can also catch him on shore sippin' reds and acting a fool
by Mikeysling3 March 22, 2023
Get the Captain Mike the Sailormug. The big man himself, Kim jong un.
by Dominoes_Pizza_Zimbabwae November 28, 2017
Get the Captain Squinty Yellowmug. While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.
Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.
by Purple nurble February 8, 2022
Get the Captain chair splittingmug. One could be considered ‘captain of the silly team’ if they are furiously inebriated at a function. Taking substances such as drugs or alcohol with the pals often cause users to act suspiciously silly, hence the inclusion of silliness in the name. You can also be considered Co-captain of the silly team, and any other rank can follow suit.
Dave was definitely the Captain of the Silly Team last night. My boy nearly tried to operate heavy machinery!
by howiebling1 January 8, 2023
Get the Captain of the Silly Teammug.