the big gay machine

The Big Gay Machine is Simone, and also possibly Kareem. Being the big gay machine is worse than being the big gay (being gay isn't bad though, only being The Big Gay or The Big Gay Machine is bad)

You are the big gay.
Hey, at least I'm not The Big Gay Machine

by supreme court of definitions September 23, 2020

Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine

If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

farter machine

a person that releases long, stinky farts all day like a machine

ex: Vissy expressed his farter machine ass on a date with Rea.

by visea October 21, 2020

Mystery machine

The van that has a nice man who looks like Santa clause offering you candy

Santa: hey, look it’s the mystery machine, do you want to see Scooby-Doo

by Norville Rogers April 23, 2020

washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.

"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"

by Kittykatmeow4life December 12, 2015

machine gunning

Shooting objects out of your Anus rapidly.....

That stripper machine gunning half the crowd...

by NutrientubusMeaGallus August 21, 2022

Content Machine

someone cringe who can't be cancelled

I hate content machine

by electroencephallographically August 14, 2024