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California Celibate

When a bisexual woman stops pursuing men. It's like California sober, but instead of weed, it's gay sex.
"Technically she's bi, but she's not interested in you, dude. She's California Celibate."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."
by Meatball the Clown July 17, 2024
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california nine

A woman on the one to ten scale of hotness that would rate a ten in any other other than California where her level of hotness only rates her a nine.
Dude 1: Hey, check out that girl, she's totally a ten.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?
by Nome de Guerre July 7, 2014
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california dip

The act of orally pleasuring a man whilst he is performing a push up! Generally performed after a woman can no longer stand to be on her knees!
My knees hurt Babe can we try a California Dip?
by kriskiki92 September 29, 2017
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California Sober

A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.
John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.
by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025
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california hotdog

The act of gathering every condiment in your household, lathering your penis in said condiments and raw dogging your wife.
casual sex with my wife was getting boring so we decided to mix it up and do the california hotdog!
by hotdoghamburgr January 6, 2025
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California Reschedule

When people (mainly from California, especially in the entertainment industry) set up a meeting with you, but they don't actually want to meet with you, so they keep rescheduling at the last minute until you go away so they can pretend they're not scum when you eventually give up after the 300th reschedule.
Guy 1: Aw shit I have to meet this guy that I scheduled a meeting with but I don't wanna! I'll just give him the California Reschedule until he fucks off!

Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place

Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!
by Captain Hypoc October 26, 2022
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California Vacuum Cleaner

A sex position where a Male is riding another male reverse cowgirl style, but the bottom male is bent forward and sucking on the top males penis as it is coming up and down
Yo! Wanna do a California vacuum cleaner at my place tonight?
by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025
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