When a bisexual woman stops pursuing men. It's like California sober, but instead of weed, it's gay sex.
"Technically she's bi, but she's not interested in you, dude. She's California Celibate."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."
by Meatball the Clown July 17, 2024
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Dude 1: Hey, check out that girl, she's totally a ten.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?
by Nome de Guerre July 7, 2014
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by kriskiki92 September 29, 2017
Get the california dip mug.A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.
John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.
by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025
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Get the california hotdog mug.When people (mainly from California, especially in the entertainment industry) set up a meeting with you, but they don't actually want to meet with you, so they keep rescheduling at the last minute until you go away so they can pretend they're not scum when you eventually give up after the 300th reschedule.
Guy 1: Aw shit I have to meet this guy that I scheduled a meeting with but I don't wanna! I'll just give him the California Reschedule until he fucks off!
Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place
Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!
Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place
Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!
by Captain Hypoc October 26, 2022
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