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Jones Beach

1) A state park, recreational facility and beach on the Jones Beach Island along southern coast of Long Island. It is one of 5 barrier islands on Long Island. It resides in between the borders of Nassau and Suffolk counties. It is a beach that receives millions of visitors annually from the Suffolk, Nassau, and New York City areas each summer. It was built by Robert Moses and opened to the public in the late summer of 1929.

2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
Somebody: Welp, looks like it’s that time of year again…
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.

Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!

Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
by UltraGamer969 February 26, 2024
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Beach

(adj.)
• a state of being at complete and utter peace with oneself.
(noun)
• a legendary bar built only for the gods
(adj.)
Bro don't you just wanna be beach?
(noun)
Let's go to the Beach!
by Trebek's Mother December 16, 2017
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Battle Beach

The Battle Beach is a place in Florida that might be said abruptly in a Discord Voice Chat.
Kyle: Is that the Battle Beach?
Brian: No way!
by Layton, Hershel April 6, 2021
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Beach Whale

a chick who lays on bed staring at the one doing all the action while she laying down like a fat beach whale and doing nothing (consent is given)
i just fucked this mad beach whale she did nothing but look into my eyes weirdly and moan.
by isabelleabboud124 June 11, 2022
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buff beach broccoli

Palm Trees are really nothing more than Buff Beach Broccoli
by rickyboi41 February 28, 2022
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miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.
Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.
by miamibeachbum305 December 9, 2021
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Beach Slop

Ayo look at that guy over there, looks like hes gettin some beach slop.
by Oopsjaydiditagain June 9, 2021
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