The hottest woman alive. She is a character in Orange Is the New Black. She is tall, hot, and a lesbian. She likes to read and holy shit she looks hot while doing it. She has jet black hair and secretary glasses that make me go insane. You should definitly check her out.
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Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.
Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.
Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.
Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.
George: "Yo, homie! Have you heard about that fuckass Alex Greenwald?"
Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"
George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"
Bobby: "You're kidding?"
George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"
Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"
George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"
Bobby: "You're kidding?"
George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"
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Get the Alex Wiseman mug.A completely kick ass guy who makes the best music and is extremely hot! He's the lead singer of All Time Low and make's fangirls screetch.
"Did you hear that song by All Time Low?" - Friend
"Yeah! Alex Gaskarth's voice was superb and he hits the notes spectacularly!" - You
"Hell Yeah!" - 3rd person that you didn't know was there because they sneak up in the most weird places... YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT.
"Yeah! Alex Gaskarth's voice was superb and he hits the notes spectacularly!" - You
"Hell Yeah!" - 3rd person that you didn't know was there because they sneak up in the most weird places... YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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Alex Nott is a sarcastic person. Never make a stupid remark around him because he’ll make you look like even more of an idiot.
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