Suicide

Making the decision to take one's own life, It is important to remember that suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem, and there are far better and healthier ways of dealing with difficult situations. Every person deserves to have hope and to access help and support when times are tough. It is important to talk to someone you trust, be it your parents, friends, or a professional online or in person. Don't be afraid to open up to those close to you about how you are feeling, as they will be able to provide you with the best support and help to get through whatever it is that is troubling you.

If you are considering suicide, it is important to remember that your death will have a huge impact on your loved ones. Those who love and care for you will be left with an immense sadness and a void that will never be filled. It is important to consider this before you take any action, as there is no real happy ending when it comes to suicide.
Guy 1: Hey, I have some really terrible news.
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 1: I'm so sorry to tell you this, but your friend has passed away.
Guy 2: What? No! HOW did he die?
Guy 1: It was a suicide.
Guy 2: I can't believe it. This is so unexpected and shocking.
Guy 1: I know. We're all in shock. I'm so sorry for your loss.
by A dude that is a Dude December 8, 2023
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Suicide Welt

The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.
"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."
by ca$h AF August 13, 2024
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Suicide

just commit suicide reader please
by UwUGirl69420 September 26, 2023
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Suicide squeeze

Baseball term that is used when a runner is trying to steal home and the batter drops down a bunt to let the run score.
Coach: “Hey Ryan let’s get this winning run in with a good ‘ole suicide squeeze”.
Ryan: “Oh shit
by Hard90sonly4 January 6, 2020
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Suicide High

Another name for Kitscoty high school that started in the 90s for obvious reasons
by YMIsoAwesome July 14, 2022
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Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you
Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself
by John Crump March 31, 2025
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Suicide Hands

Suicide hands is when someone does something that makes you cringe
‘Hey, did you see what jason put on his story?’ ‘Yes, it gave me suicide hands’
by Brendon98 April 15, 2021
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