stone cock

a hard, erect penis

We make out, then he gives me his stone cock.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 3, 2019

Ross Stone

One bad mamma jamma, wearing pajamas.

Don't mess with him, he's Ross Stone.

by Omgawall January 16, 2022

Infinity stones

The saying from a kid on a Fortnite match, asking if anyone remembers the infinity stones.

Does anybody remember the Infinity Stones?
stfu

by top10shoppingtrolleys August 20, 2025

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

by jerilds April 25, 2024

Stone Bone

An erection achieved while high on marijuana

"Babe I have a massive Stone Bone right now lmao" Dom texted to his girlfriend

by Snowcial October 7, 2017

The sword in the stone

When you're erect penis is lodged in someone's anal cavity and they clench their buttocks making it difficult to pull out, typically male on male.

Me and my homeboy dakota were practicing the sword in the stone last night

by Mother lov3r March 2, 2024

stoned-otone

Seen any time Bob Dylan opens his mouth. It is similar to monitor on, but performed by one who is stoned to the point of not being able to not sound stoned.

Have you heard Wagon Wheel? Whether Old Crow Medicine Show, or Darius Rucker, at least if you ignore Bob Dylan it isn’t in stoned-otone, it’s romantic.

by Steven Mister-E February 6, 2023